I have mastered the technique of scaring away the right guy.....and I intend to share it with the rest of the female clan.....
caution:All the statements made below will work only and I repeat only on the right guy.It might have an opposite effect on a guy your actually trying to scare away!!!
lesson #1
How to react when he asks you if u want a lift .....
1.You sit inhis car as awkwardly as you can and say thankyou.....the next fourty five seconds u struggle to put the seat belt on.
2.Tell him you like older women!
3.Tell him that your going to a store that sells love potions!!!
4.Tell him you were those "wanna be" witches when u were 20.
5.Since you told him that your going to a store that sells love potions,chances are that he's still gonna think your a wannabe witch....which takes us back to 3 and 4 respectively.
6.When he drops you off,refuse to get out of his car and act coy....inspite of the fact that his engine is running and he's in a hurry.
7.Struggle for another minute to find the button that releases the seat belt.
8.When he says....o look the store that I dropped u at is next to the bakery....give him a coy look and say....."looks like you have priorities ...you love to eat".
All said and done if he still likes you after this entire episode he's probably Mr.WRONG or he's gay and he doesnt have a clue......
What can I say?.....worked for me.....each time I see him,all i can say is...he thinks I give the word whacko a whole new meaning.......and yeah he couldnt run any faster than he already is!!
caution:All the statements made below will work only and I repeat only on the right guy.It might have an opposite effect on a guy your actually trying to scare away!!!
lesson #1
How to react when he asks you if u want a lift .....
1.You sit inhis car as awkwardly as you can and say thankyou.....the next fourty five seconds u struggle to put the seat belt on.
2.Tell him you like older women!
3.Tell him that your going to a store that sells love potions!!!
4.Tell him you were those "wanna be" witches when u were 20.
5.Since you told him that your going to a store that sells love potions,chances are that he's still gonna think your a wannabe witch....which takes us back to 3 and 4 respectively.
6.When he drops you off,refuse to get out of his car and act coy....inspite of the fact that his engine is running and he's in a hurry.
7.Struggle for another minute to find the button that releases the seat belt.
8.When he says....o look the store that I dropped u at is next to the bakery....give him a coy look and say....."looks like you have priorities ...you love to eat".
All said and done if he still likes you after this entire episode he's probably Mr.WRONG or he's gay and he doesnt have a clue......
What can I say?.....worked for me.....each time I see him,all i can say is...he thinks I give the word whacko a whole new meaning.......and yeah he couldnt run any faster than he already is!!
