Bitchiness should come with a life span........lucky me.....mine comes with a fucking life time garuntee.....did i mention that my life just turned out to be bitchier than me?.......

Please god send me a gaurdian angel who would do my laundry,cook for me,put me to bed ,tuck me in and eventually marry me and....... still cook for me and do my laundry!!

Whine of the week:


My life just got bitchier than me.............

Seven hours of fucking uninterrupted sleep and food that does not come out of the microwave......

.......is that too much to ask for?

'what's so great about normal?'