A certain uncle of mine called the other day.......I always suspected him of being an idiot,but turns out that he's also demented.Why the poor fool probably didnt even know that he was gonna end up this way and at a very young age too i must say.
He calls up about 20 days after new years and I had the misfortune of answering the damn instrument at that ungodly hour.He accuses of me of being a cunning little neice for not wishing him on new years and I suspect that the fool wanted to brood some more (by the way did i mention this was not a local call,the fool was calling up from another country).....at which point of time....I laughed like a mad woman and said " well maybe u should talk to mum....and thrust the phone into my poor mum's hands at which point of time my mum gives me this awesome cold stare.....I mean u should have been there to see that stare....

Bottom line.......annoying,demented uncles who call up 20 days after new years and ask silly demented questions teach u lot about life..........and on most days I wish I wasnt around to learn!!!!!!!